jill cursed me (and on Friday the 13th too) so now it’s my turn.
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Parmesan and cracked peppercorn.
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Five Guys.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Jerry’s Pizza.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 15 percent.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. Grilled bologna sandwiches.
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Bazooka Joe.
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. London street scene.
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
Q. What’s your best feature?
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Metal. Glass. Decent size chunks of wood.
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Long ago.
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. An old piano. Another guy helped me.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Q. Is love for real?
Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. Since I’ve done it in the past for free — sure.
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Can I pick the recipient?
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Q. Would you pose nude in a magazine for $250,000?
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Is payment retroactive?
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. Yes. I’ve done that for free too.
Q. Give up MySpace forever for $30,000?
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. No. But it does have funny moments.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Q: Could you live with roommates?
Q: How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A. A pirate king.
Q: Friend you talked to?
A. My work spouse who told me to have a good weekend.
Q: Last person you called?
A. My wife to tell her I was on my way home.
Q: First place you went this morning?
A. The bathroom.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. Watch Angel.
Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
Q: Are you a friendly person?