Or perhaps, the “better luck next year” edition. Given that today is Halloween, if you’re still thinking about how you’re going to decorate your house, let’s face it: you’re screwed.

(unless you have an army of robot zombies or flying monkies at your disposal to do your bidding – in which case, you probably don’t need to do anything special to make your house scary for Halloween – but I digress)

So, in the spirit of continual self-improvement, I offer you this meta-site: The Monster Page of Halloween Project Links. Totally non-commercial, this site has an A-Z listing of haunted house-related projects. Poke around, get some ideas, follow some basic safety precautions, and I’m sure you’ll have your own scratch-built horrors to share with us next year

I love the recurring reference to flying monkeys and robotic zombies.

Wait a minute? You really don’t have an army of robotic zombies or flying monkeys?

Doesn’t everybody?

I had flying zombies once… They didn’t last long, I think they had some kind of homing instinct that made them fly to Haiti.

Stupid zombies.

Damn. I did misspell monkeys, didn’t I…

Kids, don’t become a programmer – your ability to spell atrophies.

Flying Zombies that is a novel idea! I just imagined flying zombies outside my window. That was fun….